-I’m sorry. I made a mistake. I won’t do it again!
+Nobody ever does.
-You self-righteous piece of shit! You took my family!
+I took your family? Who do you think had more taken from them when you shot 20 ccs of liquid dream-killer into my daughter? She was Rick’s daughter, Jerry. She had options! That all ended because she felt sorry for you.
+You act like prey, but you’re a predator! You use pitty to lure in your victims! That’s how you survive!
+I survive because I know everything. That snakes survives because children wander off, and you survive because people think, “Oh, this poor piece of shit. He never gets a break.” I can’t stand the deafening silent wails of his wilting soul. “I guess I’ll hire him or marry him.”
–Rick and Morty