{"id":58,"date":"2018-10-23T21:50:00","date_gmt":"2018-10-23T21:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/ammir.ir\/?p=58"},"modified":"2018-10-23T21:50:00","modified_gmt":"2018-10-23T21:50:00","slug":"you-didnt-clean-up-after-your-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ammir.ir\/?p=58","title":{"rendered":"You didn\u2019t clean up after your dog"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Chuck Rhoades<\/em>: Excuse me, sir. <br><em>Man<\/em>: What? <br><em>Chuck Rhoades<\/em>: <br>You didn\u2019t clean up after your dog. <br><em>Man<\/em>: Yeah, I forgot the bag today. <br><em>Chuck Rhoades<\/em>: Oh, I don\u2019t think so because, you know, it\u2019s not just the statutory law, it\u2019s the law of civility, man. And I\u2019ve seen you before. You come out of that building, your dog craps, and you just leave it where it falls. <br><em>Man<\/em>: Why don\u2019t you mind your business? <br><em>Chuck Rhoades<\/em>: This is my business. <br><em>Man<\/em>: Oh, you\u2019re that guy. <br><em>Chuck Rhoades<\/em>: I am that guy. <br><em>Man<\/em>: All right, well, do you have an extra bag? <br><em>Chuck Rhoades<\/em>: No, no. See, I used mine. <br><em>Man<\/em>: Well, I\u2019ll get it next time. <br><em>Chuck Rhoades<\/em>: No, I think you need to get it this time. <br>Man: Why don\u2019t you let it slide? <br><em>Chuck Rhoades<\/em>: \u201cLet it slide.\u201d That sounds simple, easy. Sure, let it slide. That\u2019s just some dog shit. But those are three devious little words. You know, if if I let your dog shit slide, then I have to be okay with this whole plaza filling up with it, which it would before we know it. Oh, then it would be on our pant legs and our shoes, and we would track it into our homes, and then our homes would smell like shit, too. It\u2019d be easy to let it slide. You know, why don\u2019t we, uh, why don\u2019t we let petty larceny slide, too? Some kid steals five bucks from a newsstand? Who cares? Well, maybe next time he decides to steal your TV or break into your brownstone and steal your fucking wife. But what difference does it make? Because by then, we\u2019re all living in shit anyway.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Billions (2016)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chuck Rhoades: Excuse me, sir. Man: What? Chuck Rhoades: You didn\u2019t clean up after your dog. Man: Yeah, I forgot the bag today. Chuck Rhoades: Oh, I don\u2019t think so because, you know, it\u2019s not just the statutory law, it\u2019s the law of civility, man. And I\u2019ve seen you before. You come out of that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-58","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ammir.ir\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ammir.ir\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ammir.ir\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ammir.ir\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ammir.ir\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=58"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ammir.ir\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ammir.ir\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=58"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ammir.ir\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=58"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ammir.ir\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=58"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}